Melting A Rose

Yo coffin is packed ready to be closed. Can the Miami Wade funeral services be called upon tomorrow night?

In the meantime…

Uno-The Cubs beat the Mets, big deal. What was the thing that tickled me was Carlos Zambrano was a pinch hitter. You know there is something wrong if you need a pitcher to be a pinch hitter. However, Zambrano has proven to be a worth while pinch hitter, so applaud the man for the crazy move.

Due-I am getting tired of hearing about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his love child and how the husband of the mother didn’t know he was the baby. Who cares? Wasn’t he like a huge slut when he was “pumping iron?” Why is this a shock to anyone? Let’s move on please.

Tre-Hines Ward won Dancing With the Stars? Man that sucks. Anytime a Steeler does something good I cringe, because they are just not normal good people. In fact, James Harrison called the NFL morons for making a rule that teams will get fined for flagrant hits. If you want to kill someone, go into a different sport asshole.

Quattro-And now a new tweet from Chad Johnson (Ochocinco):

I talked to this guy last name Riley and he informed me the Heat will win it all

Yeah he knows what’s up.

Cinque-Stan Mikita has cancer of his mouth, but doctors say he will be OK. Get well Stan!

Sei-The White Sox won a very strange game last night. I still don’t know why the game wasn’t canceled. There was a frickin tornado possibly. But good thing they didn’t because Q hit 3 home runs, and Donkey hit one too.

Sette-And finally did you see the greatness that is Miami Heat basketball. They shut down the Bulls yesterday and Lebron did a great job containing Rose. It was so excited I was up jumping up and down. Wade was sleepwalking during the game for the most part, but he came alive in the end.

Pinsiero finale-Yes the Heat have done a great job of shutting the Bulls down in the 4th of the last three games, however don’t ever think anything comes easy. They have 48 more minutes to close the door to their season and move on to the finals. Advice here is, never take your opponent for granted no matter what.

Citazione del giorno-“Everyone has bones, germs, and imagination.”-My daughter Jersey.


See you later.