Confessions From the Bandwagon: The Mood Has Changed

Well gee I feel much better now. Yeah I know last time I posted here, I was all angry. Hell I didn’t even remember what I wrote, but guess what? We can all laugh about that now. We can all say “remember when Taj Gibson dunked on D-Wade and all the Bulls fans thought they had this.”

Well now we can say, “have what?”

The revenge tour continues on. First the Boston Celtics lose after defeating us 3 times over the regular season, now the Chicago Bulls, who everyone felt the need to remind us that they beat us three times during the season. Everyone had to bring up “crygate.” Even that big dummy Charles Barkley said the Heat are whiners. Well as Dan Lebatard asked (and I can’t wait to see what this crazy bastard does for this past series) “stugotz Shaq Fu, how do you spell Fu?” Well F U you too Bulls fans. F U you too Barkley. And F U haters. However there is one more stop left on the revenge tour and more importantly, the title. Do you guys remember this crap…

"LeBron has every right to go wherever and do whatever, whatever team he wants to. Going to the Heat was his choice, those guys working together. I don't even have a problem with the three of them working together, as long as they follow all of the NBA rules, which I think they did.
"Where I think LeBron made a mistake, was in how he did it. I don't even have a problem that he had the TV show. But it turned out to be the largest public humiliation in the history of sports. He humiliated the organization, he humiliated the state of Ohio, the city of Cleveland. All of a sudden he became a bad guy, he lost a billion dollars in brand equity, give or take a couple bucks here or there. . . ."

Those are the words of Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Who then initiated a tampering investigation just days after that. This idiot got on the microphone after the win over OKC and stated “we’re not done yet.” You’re right. Somehow your silly ass team will lose four games.
So I want to address seven haters one at a time, and talk about how positive things are.

1-

“Big boys don’t cry. But if you’re going to cry, do it in the toilet where no one sees you.”-Phil Jackson.

Yeah Phil you’re right. They just commit flagrant fouls, and rip off their jerseys when it’s over. By the way, didn’t those crybabies beat the crap out of your lousy Lakers this year? Christmas comes to mind especially. And Santa instead of dropping coal in your stockings mistaking them for toilets.

2-

"When they're on the court together, they're terrible. Him and D-Wade don't complement each other. They're somewhat the same type of players, 'Bron and D-Wade. . . . Both of those guys need the ball, and they don't shoot the ball like Ray Allen. That's why they're having trouble scoring in the half-court, because they can't get a rhythm, because one of them is dominating the ball. That guy might be getting off, but the other guy [isn't].”-Tracy McGrady.

And I will bet anyone my house that Tracy Mcgrady will be one of the first mofos in line to play with the Heat next season.

3-

“ Host Rick Kamla started to discuss the loss to the Trail Blazers and noticed that Webber had his hand on his face, pretending to cry.
"Chris, are you okay? Do you need a hug?" Kamla asked.

"No, I'm fine. I'm just misty-eyed," the former NBA forward replied.”

Wow Chris, while you fab five buddy is going down on DUI charges, your other one is winning a championship. So sit behind your silly looking desk and keep up trying to be funny. The only thing that’s funny about you is your career in the NBA. Now cry about that jackass, and continue to witness greatness.

4-

paulpierce34: It's been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis
paulpierce34: I told Wade I will **** his mom like how my man D. West did his mans. That’s why I got ejected"

Paulie boy you are so slick with that Twitter of yours. Did you tweet that you got owned? Did you tweet that Lebron killed you and your 2 friends? Did you tweet that the Heat are on the way to the finals? Did you tweet that you crapped in your pants? You probably don’t know how to spell all of that.

5-

"No one cares about the Miami Heat. ... We just want you to play better, stop whining, stop sitting at every press conference like someone killed the family pet. It's annoying. You guys came out there jumping on stage like idiots, said, 'We are going to win five championships.' You brought all this stuff on yourself. So don't get on TV and act like the world owes you anything.”-Charles Barkley

Well the city of Miami cares about the Miami Heat, and many of us fans outside of south beach do too. Who we don’t care about is you baldy mcswingy? Learn how to pick basketball games, swing golf clubs, and live in the glory of never winning a championship no matter how many teams you switch to chump. Didn’t you leave Philly to go to Phoenix to win a title hippo?

6-

But even then, as they’re scuffling, there is a sense of calm about these Bulls. You could see it all night, and then they came out even more comfortable in the 3rd quarter. The Bulls had better pacing all night….they simply know they’re the better team. They walk, and play, and act, and talk, like they know they can beat these guys. And The Heat, well, they have some tendency for panic in them. The pressure is on them.-Matt Spiegel, host on 670 The Score who proclaimed “how easy this was going to be” on air.

Spiegel also performs in a band called Tributosaurus and does ads for the bank of America. His next live read will be “I walked down Michigan Av and just used my Bank of America Smartphone account to pay off all the Heat fans I bet with, and I get all this done just before my next show where I play Boy George and sing Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?”

7-And I save the best one for last, so Carlos Boozer how do you feel about the Heat?

“Asked about facing Miami’s Big Three, he responded, “They have two great players in D. Wade and LeBron. We look forward to the challenge.’’-Sun Times, Joe Cowley.

Well gee whiz gym bag boy, loved your line in the playoffs. So you put 26 points up in game 4. You put in 26 minutes in game 5 and came up with 5 points. You should have stayed in Utah buddy, because this Chicago media is going to eat you alive. In the mean time Chris Bosh is playing for a championship. Get comfortable and watch pal. Preparation H may help you with the welts.
So yes the Miami Heat has moved on. And remember my last post, all those Facebook messages I got. Well they were a little different this time…

"Congrats to your boys, unfortunately they will DESTROY Dallas. Bulls just didn't have enough weapons at the end of the day, I don't like the taste of humble pie..."
"The Heat took advantage of poor play by the Bulls and bad officiating. Congrats."
"Oh go suck a d--k..anybody that paid any attention to this series could plainly see that LeBron James was sucking each and every refs d--k before each game. Hell he didn't even clean his face off good enough tonight for pete's sake. You could totally still see some on his left on his face which was obviously from one of the officiating crew, if not from all of them. Lol "
“It must be nice for such a long suffering Heat fan like yourself... Oh wait... You've only been on that bandwagon for like 8 months. Hard to take your Heat fandom seriously."
"TODAY, yes the BULLS lost it in the end however, the BULLS are a momentum type team and these refs all series long killed any kind of momentum the BULLS were gaining. And this isn't only coming from BULLS fans.. Even the announcers, Reggie Miller, Steve Kerr, and the boys on the set ALL have said the officiating has been AWFUL! It was so obvious even STEVIE WONDER could see it!!!!!! Again, Props to Miami for assembling a team of 2 Superstars and an All Star PF. That's what it took to make it this far. I hope Dallas takes it to them! Now lets see Lebron stop Dirk! Dirk aint 6'2". He's 7'0" with a deadly jumper and 3 pt shot."
"MOVE THE SOX TO MIAMI AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY!!!! GO MAVS!!!!!!!"

Funny how things change in a week or so huh guys? Just so you guys know I posted every recap of games 2-5 on my page, and ended the night with Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust.” I guess I can see where some of the immature anger came from. No one had an issue with me jumping on a bandwagon when they won the three regular games, now it’s a problem. LOL!

In the meantime, we have the toughest test yet. A very powerful Dallas Mavericks team with a 7 foot monster who can shoot. This team defeated us twice in regular season but that’s over with. Now its time. Four more games! Four more games! Go Heat.
Once again I would like to thank everyone here for being welcoming to me. Especially my friends over at the Phinsider. We need to see the Phins do this too!
Thanks and GO HEAT!!!!