Wednesday, December 30, 2009

HDH: LOUSAKA gets snubed by VINNY and BRETT while sweeping for BENGALS playing HOCKEY up NORTH for NEXT YEAR

1-Pro Bowl selections took place last night. Sure all the big names were selected and a few people who weren’t expected. One person that was left out inconspicuously was Dolphins Fullback Lousaka Politte. The man can be trusted more than any other player in the league on 3rd and 4th down conversions. He has done a hell of a job blocking so Ricky Williams and Ronnie Brown can both put up monster numbers. And I guess because he isn’t on the Ravens, a more glamorous team, he gets snubbed. So good job NFL. Once again, you found a way to disrespect the Dolphins. Suck it!

2-Christmas Eve has come and gone and Vinny Del Negro still the Chicago Bulls head coach. Congrats Vinny. You made it. And that elf looking Gar Forman GM guy decided to tell everyone that they are evaluating every angle to help them become a winning team this year. Didn’t say Vinny’s job is safe, but did say that he’s the coach. Perhaps, New Year’s Eve will be the new Christmas Eve.

3-As many people saw last week on Sunday Night Football in the thrilling contest between the Minnesota Vikings and Carolina Panthers (who have been quite the spoiler lately), Coach Brad Childers and star QB Brett Favre were having a dispute on the sideline. Apparently, Childers wanted to take Favre out of the game, and Favre being the superstar wasn’t having that. No dispute this week, but due to the fact Adrian Peterson fumbled the ball again, against the Bears, Brett Favre has decided he should be the running back now as well as the QB. In fact, Brett Favre has decided he will also take tickets from the fans for the first playoff game at the Metrodome, if that happens, he will feed Michael Vick’s dogs when Minny plays the Eagles in the playoffs, and he will also conduct sideline reports for CBS as well. Brett Favre can do it all. He laughs, cries, and grunts during interviews, fakes not having injuries, and is considered a tough son of a bitch. If none of these things go down, look for Brett Favre to throw his Wranglers at Brad Childers bald ass head in retaliation.

4-Back to the Pro Bowl discussion, take a wild guess how many Cincinnati Bengals players, the AFC North Champion Bengals have in the Pro Bowl? The same number of Bengals that have gone to jail this year. I guess baby steps work, huh guys? Improvement’s a good thing my black and orange friends. By the way. Please kick the shit out of the Jets this week, thank you. Love, Mike.

5-Sportstalk radio in Chicago asks the following question about hockey, a topic not covered by many sports radio stations for years? What element of the Blackhawks defense is stronger? The defenders keeping offense away from the goal, or the goalies themselves stopping the puck? This is considered intelligent hockey talk? I think the shots on goal from the opposing team speak for itself. No brainstorming here obviously.

6-And Mike North is getting ready to wrap up the Monsters in the Morning show on CSN and getting ready to begin the Monsters and Money whatever on channel 2. In case you haven’t heard Dave Rodriguez will not be handling the money segment, and there will be no apology to Webio employees either. I guess its one man on his own as usual.

7-And tomorrow I will write a column highlighting my top 10 sports memories of the year and the decade. Should be a blast. Have the old crew together for the HIM show. We’ll talk to you guys tomorrow.

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