I’m pretty depressed today. So don’t pay attention to my anger issues too much here.
Uno-To Tony Pena and Will Ohman. Can the two of you just leave? That way Ozzie won’t use you. Find a nice little spot on the Dan Ryan next week and do your warm ups there. That way, maybe our team will have a chance to win a game.
Due-Things aren’t looking easier for the Sox as Adam Dunn has an appendectomy. He should be out for a week or so. What’s going on here in baseball? Didn’t Matt Holiday get that last week as well? Is this some new sickness in baseball that is related to, dare I say steroids? Relax I’m joking. Don’t want you to get your head swelled up.
Tre-So the NFL apparently isn’t the only organization with a work stoppage? Apparently another one with a little more power and influence might shut down this coming Friday. That would be the US Government. Due to budget cuts, spending bills and who might get affected by them, the government might be closing for business. This means the municipal divisions and firefighters will be there to serve the public, and you will get mail. You need to file your taxes by 4/15 but the “refund division” will not be open. Anyway you guys can get money without giving it back works for you clowns. This is why I call for less government or borderline anarchy. These people are buffoons.
Quattro-Kirstie Alley apparently was dumped on the floor by her dance partner on dancing with the starts so I guess you will be looking for the cheap fat joke here? Not so, I am wondering why Mr. Dance expert couldn’t execute the move correctly, and Alley has no shame. She is probably still laughing at the incident. Either way, while I was reading this story, I read about her interaction with George Lopez being called a pig and now she wants his kidney. I think the two should just get a room and get it on, and bring back the George Lopez show. Imagine the two of them jumping on that trampoline together.
Cinque-Katie Couric has quit trying to do the news, and has become part of the news with that announcement. See I knew Diane Sawyer had you smoked woman!!!
Sei-Blackhawks, Blackhawks, Blackhawks. Why or why can’t you get your shit together? The Canadiens were in a slump and you couldn’t find a way to finish the job could you. I am beginning to believe it won’t matter if Sharpie or even Bolland come back. This team is screwed!
Sette-Oprah has announced her last show is 5/25. Thanks for the birthday present Oprah. I mean mine is the 20th but better late than never.
Pinsiero finale: I have heard many people mocking Tiger Woods and making comments that he is done. This man is one the greatest golfers of all time. Sure may not be the best husband or human being of all time, but when you poke giants, they awaken, and stomp everyone in their path. Take caution PGA, take caution.
See you all tomorrow,
M
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