1-Chicago Blackhawks you sexy ass bitches. You’re going to the playoffs. You kicked the scums ass on Friday, but couldn’t follow up on Sunday. However, it was the shitty state of Minnesota that saved us from missing the party. And now, he we are. Getting ready to play our nemesis in the playoffs. Vancouver, Kesler the shitbird, those snobby twins, and of course the goalie who really did cry, Roberto Luongo. I truly believe in my heart we can come up with the upset here. Unfortunately Buff isn’t there to give Lou a hard time, but maybe we can come up with some big goals. Maybe Bolland will return. Maybe Sharpie, Hossa, and Toews can make magic happen. The Hawks had the hockey Gods smile upon them, and now it is time to make sure they were right for smiling.
2-It’s about frickin time for the Heat to step up to the plate and show the NBA that they belong in the conversation for the Eastern Conference Finals. Yeah we know the Bulls really tapped that ass, but the Heat completely destroyed them. In fact, Paul Pierce is lucky that D-Wade didn’t jack him. I am so sick of that fool. What did you say on Twitter this week clown? “It was my pleasure to get my ass kicked in south beach and IO thank God D-Wade didn’t smack me like the bitch I am.” Well, see you chumps in the playoffs.
3-Jenn Sterger, please. We know, you didn’t want to tell the world you saw Brett Favre’s cock on your phone. We know, you didn’t mean for all this to blow up. We know, your interview with George Stephanopoulos is this week, and all you want to do is go back to work. You can. Make a resume and submit it like the rest of us do. Someone had to leak out this Favre info about you. I don’t see you talking about it. You want everyone to feel sorry for you for what? Because you turned down a date with Brett Favre. You get no sympathy from me. Go get yourself a job. You’re the same girl wearing low cut shirts, and having your twins sticking out during FSU games. You wanted attention, you got it, and now you’re mad. Grow the fuck up little girl.
4-I read the story about Bryan Stow, a 42 year old paramedic who was a Giants fan attending a Dodgers game and was beaten into a coma in the parking lot by Dodger fans. I say to the misinformed Cub fans out there, I like the rivalry we have. We talk a lot of shit to each other. A lot of friendly jabbing. However in the end we are all human beings. I like many of you. Don’t ever let things get this far between us. I am talking to you Sox fans as well. We have the most respected cross town rivalry in sports, let’s keep it that way. Oh and your Cubs suck ass too.
5-Now let us rejoice the White Sox. Yes they blew the game on Friday. But got to love how they bounced back. Phil Humber puts on a magnificent performance for his starting debut on Saturday, Gavin Floyd fanned 8 on Sunday and allowed 4 hits on 1 unearned run on 8 innings. The White Sox are doing what they’re supposed to do. Beat up on bad and struggling teams. The Rays are a good team, but just struggling a little right now. Keep an eye on them.
6-Adam Dunn should be back in the lineup this week, but look at the averages of the some of the other players on this team:
Gordon Beckham 2 HR 6 RBI .333 AVG
Paul Konerko 3 HR 11 RBI .400 AVG
Carlos Quentin 2 HR 10 RBI .353 AVG
Brett Morel 0 HR 6 RBI .294 AVG
Mark Teahen 1 HR 2 RBI .429 AVG
Yes, that piece of crap Teahen is doing well for his new limited role. And the kid is keeping up. This offense looks like it is doing some great things. Just imagine what happens when Dunn returns.
7-Yes we have bullpen issues, but Chris Sale has a short memory. After giving up the winning run on Wednesday nights marathon against the Royals, he came in and shut them down the next day. After giving up a home run on Saturday, he took down the next two batters. This kid should be the closer, not Thornton. Don’t get me wrong, I love Matty, but he is the ultimate set up guy, and that is his role, it shouldn’t be messed with. Then again, Ozzie might be onto something here:
"I've got three or four guys who can close," Guillen said. "I got [Jesse] Crain, [Chris] Sale, [Sergio] Santos and Thornton that can close the end of the game. Don't be surprised if you see one of those guys. We'll do that because someone needs the rest or we like the matchup better. There's a lot of things going through our minds about who's going to be pitching the ninth."Although there was lots to hate about the DH carousel from last year, you have to like this. You have some effective guys with closer material. If you running a merry go round of thoroughbreds rather than jackasses, I am OK with the idea.
Pinsiero finale: Manny Ramirez retiring from baseball after being caught with drugs again is just another example of Manny being Manny. Manny was a goofball, but he was a great hitter. It is tragic in a sense this happened, but I guess it was just Manny being Manny again.
Times up. Have a wonderful day.
M
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